Intimacy: Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night...

By enderw - 16/06/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

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Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

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Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2022 22:00 - United States - Worcester

Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML

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Boozed up

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 21:00 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my coworker and I were waiting outside the bar to pick up my dad. When he got in the car, my VERY drunk dad, instead of greeting us, looked my coworker dead in the eye and asked, “Are you fucking my daughter?” FML

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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randomdude1234 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

A lot of cops are idiots. Not saying that there aren't good ones but a lot of them are idiots.

Emma_91 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

WTF? Or maybe the cop just has a dirty mind XD

Comments

shameonmedude 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:45

SHAME ON YOU FOR CALLING YOUR DAUGHTER A HO!!!! even if may be true. HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR FAMILY!

lyndis_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:34

He... didn't. Did you not read what he said or are you just so angry at your own inability to comprehend English that you take it out on strangers?

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:04

Can you read?

Mata_Hari 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:53

If she was dressed for the Rocky Horror Picture Show, I'd understand her looking like a ho, but other than that.... FYL

Antici_x_Pation 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 15:50

LOL. If she was dressed for the Rocky Horror Picture Show you'd think they'd know better ;] It's not everyday you see people who look like Magenta.

Mata_Hari 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 18:29

Ah well, not many people have heard about RHPS these days... and I was thinking more like Columbia over Magenta :)

Molise 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:54

For the people telling him not to let his daughter "dress like a ****", get real she's seventeen and old enough to decide what to wear out. Maybe the cop should've minded his own business.

idratherbewrestl 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:14

#30 is a minor...go watch hannah montana or something

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 7:59

please don't become one of those "rebel teens" who feel like they're old enough to do anything even though they're actually too stupid. listen, dressing right gets you FAR, this is coming from an 18 year-old. it's stupid to go against your parents because they know better than you, they lived life longer and therefore know what your going through and will go through and how to go about them. so yeah my point is that as long as you're being fed/clothed/sheltered by your parents, follow their damn rules you inconsiderate preteen! and watch what you wear and how you act, you'll lure in the wrong people

Envy_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:01

Not all parents know best. =P I often stayed in, hung around on the internet, or watched TV. They wanted me to go out, party, and get drunk. Should I have followed their rules while I was a teenager?

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:07

lol you know what i mean xD i can tell where this girl is heading not wanting to listen to her parents and wanting to wear whatever she wants for a guy's attention. from the sounds of it she might be 12 0_0 not good not good. and maybe your parents just wanted you to socialize? though getting drunk is horrible lol

bollywood_rocks 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:03

I love you! in a completely innocent manner though. Nice to see a teenager who isn't railing against the parents because her friends will think she's hot stuff. Can I adopt you? :)

NewLight8421 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:55

HE DIDN'T CALL HER A HO!!! the police thought she looked like one, he tryed to correct him by saying she's her daughter, and the police is the pervert here for thinking of it like that!!!

omgitsafly 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:57

YDI because you obviously fail at being a father. First of all, you allow your daughter to go out dressed up as a *****. Secondly, you allow her to go out, dressed as a hoe, and stay out LATEE at night in downtown which is when AND where all the perverts come out. And last but not least, you call your daughter a ho (i prefer HOE). and #30, if he's still driving the damn girl around, i think he still has the right to tell the girl that what she is wearing is slutty. he could refuse to take her.

Dabookofnothing 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:01

seriously ppl your either a 12 year old wanna be who thinks they are sooo smart and their parents are soo proud or a 35 year old mother. GET REAL! Hello have you seen 17 year olds i've seen middle schoolers dress like ho's seriously

spitball1074 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:11

I really don't mind how his daughter dresses. As long as she's HOT! Can you hook me up w/ your daughter pops? Ask her how much. ; [

omgitsafly 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:22

and they are dressed that way because their parents fail to do anything about it.

Check_Mate 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:48

Considering that he was surprised a cop thought his daughter a prostitute, and that he cares enough to pick her up as opposed to letting a friend drive her home, I sincerely doubt the girl looked the part of a *****.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:10

Thank you, for being like the only sane person on this post. Also if she is dressed 'slutty' maybe she didn't leave the house like that? People do it all the time. Gaah, I hate judgemental people like get over yourselves.

flex_able 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 15:57

did you never go out at 17?...late??...come on, at least he was dropping her off and picking her up. nobody knows what she was wearing and it was for a movie not a bar or something. if you dont give teens the chance the will take it 10 timesworse on their own. I wouldn't call him a bad father at all. do you have kids or are you still one?

spitball1074 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:09

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Who's yo daddy???

idratherbewrestl 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:18

Maybe if she was in the back seat while you drove instead of under your side of the dash?

RT90 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:20

It's summer, and almost all the girls in my school are wearing tank tops and shorts. That doesn't mean they're all ******. Trying to look good doesn't make someone a *****. In a car, only the top half of a person is visible to the outside, so the cop must have been assuming a lot. It's not necessarily bad intentions on the cop's part though. (child) prostitution is a serious problem that cops are trying to eliminate, and they're bound to be more suspicious than usual if its late at night.