By lilly1105 - 15/07/2013 13:19 - United States - Clemson

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Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML
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Y'all made me laugh and rethink my **** watching, thanks!

Top comments

I can't wait until you go to church and open up the wrong app by accident.

Is there an app for ****? Where can i get it?

Comments

SinfulEnd 20

why not just delete the app?

at least I'm not the only girl who watches **** regularly

coldstar 15

Don't listen to society when they tell you females shouldn't be allowed any sexual freedom. Go ahead and watch as much **** as you like OP!

LOL, I love this! I wanna marry u and not just cos u r a girl that watches ****, but for the fact that u have an app for it! Because in today's busy world, who has time to sit at a pesky computer in the privacy of their own home when u can have **** on the go! Brilliant.

im_only_humanxXx 5

Doesn't anyone else not want the app because others will see it? Lol I love my **** but I think I can settle with safari

There is no need for the fiction. Just get rid of that bible & enjoy yourself.

Put a picture of Jezus on your background , it may help ;)

ronjon322 3

Have you seen the one where the two nuns do an alter boy on the....never mind.

surfergirl72 7

Oh, honey. There's nothing wrong with ****. Some of my fav sites are "**** for ladies." Don't ever feel poorly about yourself! It's absolutely okay to be, think, feel sexy. Don't let anyone take that away from you. The Bible? Honey, that's some twisted stuff - incest and masturbation. Stick with ****.