By lilly1105 - 15/07/2013 13:19 - United States - Clemson

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Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML
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lilly1105 10

Y'all made me laugh and rethink my **** watching, thanks!

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Welshite 39

I can't wait until you go to church and open up the wrong app by accident.

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Karlijn22 5

Is there an app for ****? Where can i get it?

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Omnirod 4

What does you being a girl have to do with anything? You should change it to say "I'm an ignorant ****."

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sonnyrosa 32

There's nothing wrong with watching pornography. This is why I hate church... everything is a goddamned sin! Watch that **** girl, watch it good. Get turned on from it. **********. You're human, just like everyone else. There's nothing to be ashamed of, no matter what the church tells you. Trust me, they're watching **** too.

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horneyhic 15

Accually girls mastrobating is not a sin the sin is to "spill your seed" so as women don't have seed to spill ur all good

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

The sin is to receive sexual pleasure from anyone other than a partner in marriage.

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xLemonLimex 6

i do that too xD And im not ashamed...lol.

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Threnody666 19

Likewise, nothing to be ashamed of OP

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Mookiisfabulous 15

Watching **** is healthy... Why feel terrible about it?

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RedPillSucks 31

It's not really healthy as it has totally unrealistic portrayal of sex and objectifies women. Don't get me wrong, I don't have problems with people watching sex acts. It would be nice if there were some standard sex tapes for people who are curious or need to be aroused, but modern **** is awful. Maybe **** from the 40s or the 50s...

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horneyhic 15

Pretty sure there is no **** from the 40s and 50s and also it doesn't objectify women exclusively it objectifys anybody involved

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

I'd like to think that, but sadly, it's not true. The majority of modern mainstream **** isn't about two people ******* onscreen--it's about a girl getting ******.

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Soloman212 28

Now that I look at my layout, I actually have it right above it, I never noticed... I wonder if that's why sometimes when I'm barely waking up and go to read some FML it's all in Arabic...

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TisAPenguin 16

Wtf? Why are so many people ashamed of watching ****? It's normal, and if you say you've never watched it, you're probably lying.

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Sheh_fml 25

As long as it doesn't interfere with your normal life or sex life, there's nothing wrong with it. When you start skipping work/school to stay home and watch, or can't **** with actual humans because you're preferences are so screwed, that's when it's a problem.

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nognom 2

What's being a girl have anything to do with it?

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