Love: Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail,...

By SINGLE - 23/01/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By HateThatB - 18/11/2021 23:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 07:08 - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 20/05/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

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JackDark 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:08

No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.

theta_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:12

Ya this is probably why you're still single.

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Sazula 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:11

Wow. Maybe if you spent as much time and effort having a life as you have done with this, you'd probably have met someone to actually marry

fangles 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 22:07

This happened to me once, only I was dreaming. I dreamed that I was planning my wedding down to the last detail, flowers and all, and then on the day before the wedding I suddenly realized I had nobody to marry. I don't even want to get married yet and it was still the most depressing dream EVER.

barnes88 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:42

and you wonder why you are still single

foryou_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:44

Being negative isn't going to get you a husband.

uneed2calmdown 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:24

and this FML is exactly why you're still single...

Meowinx 5

Monday 25 January 2010 11:42

So lame! Get a life and then maybe you'll get a bf to go with it?? Just throwing ideas out there...

o0ginger0o 7

Monday 25 January 2010 12:06

And this is one of the reasons so many marriages fail. People spend too much time thinking about the wedding instead of the actual marriage. You know, that whole short-sighted thing. They make all these plans for one damn day and don't bother thinking about the comes after the wedding and honeymoon.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 25 January 2010 12:45

IF you would ever get engaged, I'm HOPING you have the decency to ensure the GROOM gets a say in the wedding as well, as its HIS DAY TOO. Stop wishing and pretending, live your life, you'll find someone. Then you'll BOTH plan the wedding and COMPROMISE. I see you being a bridezilla.