By zahra_786 - 11/04/2013 09:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML
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zahra_786 tells us more.

zahra_786 19

Hey guys OP here! I loved reading the comments! So this was the first week or so he had moved in, so I set up my playstation 3 for us and the other three flatmates to allow him to get to know us and speak to us since he was new here! When I kept beating him, he started shouting stuff in Italian (he's a foreign student) and then at the end he started using my religion as the reason for my win! LOL. I also beat his ass on FIFA..but he had no ridiculous excuse there ! :Dp.s. he's hopefully moving out soon so its all good!

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Top comments

warfare32 9

Pshhh where do you think they get their practice at?! Good job OP for being a video gamer ;) we need more like you

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Comments

etishuman22 32

There are a group of men who think that by losing to a woman in COD is like losing your manhood. You know, guns and such.

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love_me_electric 20

That group of men probably didn't have their manhood to begin with

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etishuman22 32

Maybe they need women to give them head so they can prove their manhood.

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NurseJonathan 9

Of course. Little known fact that the Taliban use Black Ops 2 as training. Let's hope your flatmate can keep up with his side of the payments.

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RoseBlack123 37

Wow. You'd think he'd be attracted to you, but instead starts cussing you out. Rude much? ._.

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Han1156 23

I'm surprised he doesn't know that Muslims are the only true religion that is about peace. I hope he grows up OP

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NijiNoKo 14

Let me guess, you're Muslim, right? Oh, and the religion is called Islam. The people who believe in Islam are Muslim. So maybe you aren't Muslim.

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BlowinChronic 18

I didn't notice that the first time I read it, sorry haha.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Oh. Yeah, I was agreeing with #25 too. I thought you were just telling a story about a time you and your Muslim friend got in someone's shot and that annoyed the photographer. I had no clue anyone else heard what you said.

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Trisha_aus 15

Your incident reminds me of that scene in Harold and Kumar.

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Blahshabadada 10

Haha Im a Muslim girl and Im a video gamer (x. Maybe that's the reason a guys never flipped when I've beaten him o.o

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NurseJonathan 9

Sounds a little like this can be made into a cheesy joke. "A nun, Muslim, and an assassin walk into a bar..."

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NurseJonathan 9

Sounds a little like this can be made into a cheesy joke. "A nun, Muslim, and an assassin walk into a bar..."

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