Miscellaneous: Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I...

By NotThatKind - 24/08/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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By OutOfTheCloset - 02/06/2012 06:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML

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By Garrett - 01/10/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML

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By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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qwertyone 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:09

Pretty big fuckup, EH SON??? Still worth a good laugh though.

Smarty_ 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:10

Heroes is about as good as herpes, maybe people will somehow make the connection anyways. Anyways I'm sure that if you just type oops and then explain everything you will be fine, not too big a deal.

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InfinatePlaylist 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:39

i moderated this one and when I read it I actually had a good laugh for the first time in a long time on this site. DAAAYYYYUUUMMM THAT WAS FUNNY. Sorry OP i bet they call you "Herpe Girl" lls

oldjakke 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:43

Do you love Herpes?

Draq 1

Monday 24 August 2009 12:45

YDI for watching Herpes. As a side note, i love having No More Herpes on my Wii.

kwinters 5

Monday 24 August 2009 12:55

BAHAHAHA good job thatd have been a sight. ppl would just think its a joke so dw

reki_fml 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:07

Its a hell of a lot more interesting than blogging about some TV show...

Ikura 4

Monday 24 August 2009 13:10

its nice to see an actual funny FML on here ^_^

epicwinmaster 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:12

yea seriously, you probably have herpes anyways if youre watching heroes...

Fuckers 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:13

"I really love Heroes. It's much better than everyone says it is" is a stunningly bland statement. the herpes one is infinitely more interesting. NOW STAY THE **** AWAY FROM MY WIFE

tonyDlolli 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:18

ur wife is the one ive made have an incredibly wide asshole right?

epicwinmaster 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:34

@ *******: im banging your wife right this minute, so i cant really stay away from her

eliz3 0

Monday 24 August 2009 13:41

Big deal... my friends will always change each others facebook status to something stupid if they get the chance. People would have assumed you were joking. PS. Heroes is shit.