Miscellaneous: Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends.... - FML

By lonely - 21/03/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2018 17:30

Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML

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Partytime!

By revalc - 16/08/2009 04:35 - Canada

Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Party hard

By mylifeisfcked - 25/02/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML

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FOMO

By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 16:00

Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML

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Family love

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 11:00

Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML

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Saturday Night Fever-ish

By lonely - 15/09/2019 04:05 - Canada - Granby

Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By Lonely, I am so lonely - 12/06/2016 13:41 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, a friend posted a photo on Facebook of a meal with all of our other friends. The same meal they'd told me just yesterday had been cancelled. FML

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KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:33

Tell them that there's going to be beer and strippers.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:35

Aww. I'm sorry. : People are so mean sometimes.

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kjen716 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:47

Your friends seem nice....

butterflychic 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:49

/: that sucks. find some new friends

nikkilynne 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:51

I thought I was the only one. :)

ilovepoppa 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:52

Or maybe she just has awesome friends?

alexvegaboy 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:55

hey check out ( dont waste your life ) by Lecae . christian rap!! love it. not spam. jesus4life

butterflychic 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:12

uhm seems a little like spam

alexvegaboy 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:39

omg.....

llamagangster 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 6:45

Hail Satan!

Jizwold 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 6:55

amen to that 190

alexvegaboy 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 7:45

have fun buring in heII were the fire cant be put out.

CarleeBugg123 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:57

You need new friends!

OCDC 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:00

WRONG PLACE >:/

BabiiV232 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:01

Maybe they hAve plans!?!

vsx2000goton 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:44

Yes but how would they know his get together would interfere with them? Reread the FML, it says that they had clicked "not attending" before OP even assigned a date.

OCDC 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:02

Why does this keep going to the wrong place?!

himoonkey 8

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:02

hey (insert random comment with nothing to with the subject, here)

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