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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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By creamed - 20/02/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

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By person123abc - 09/12/2010 05:35 - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff - Chile - Santiago

Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:41 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 08:10 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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You made them use coasters, Monica

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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Sunday 2 January 2011 0:34

No wonder no one wants to be with you -- you are useless even in imaginary bar fights! I'll bet your imaginary girlfriend is ugly and frigid, and she's cheating on you with your boring imaginary best friend.

JERZBornNRaised 7

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:34

thats shit, go out meet people, make friends, and stop sittin at home complainin thru the internet to people how you have no friends, cuz no one is gonna be your pity friend here either.

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FlaGuy21 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 2:08

What the hell is with the constant lonely whiners on this site? I mean, Jesus Christ already. Just go out and buy yourself a nice big bottle of self-confidence and a bag of personality to go with it, eat it with a little guacamole on the side and go out and do some damned socializing.

choochoolynn 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 2:08

You and Mr.I hurt myself with Champagne Corks, should become friends, eh?

kayeyem 9

Sunday 2 January 2011 2:20

Maybe no one invited you out because they think you're a violent person when you drink?

Griggy 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 2:21

And no one you know uses FML... Uh huh...

AtrumMessor 1

Sunday 2 January 2011 2:23

Orrrr you could just say that New Year's is a lame holiday anyway instead of being a loser with an elaborate lie....

DakotaCat 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:10

Wow.. Even in your lies you're a loser..Wahwahwah!

FarSide 22

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:22

I wish I could kick your ass just because you ARE so pitiful.

ladyfingers 11

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:51

did anyone even ask you what you did last night?

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 2 January 2011 4:17

I spent new years eve with food poisoning and puking my guts out. At least you had a nice, quiet evening.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 4:20

ok, it does suck that u didnt go out and party, but a lie like that is so fake... which makes you look desperate... why make yourself look worse? staying home is better than getting ass kicked in a "bar fight"