By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
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perdix 29

No wonder no one wants to be with you -- you are useless even in imaginary bar fights! I'll bet your imaginary girlfriend is ugly and frigid, and she's cheating on you with your boring imaginary best friend.

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JERZBornNRaised 7

thats shit, go out meet people, make friends, and stop sittin at home complainin thru the internet to people how you have no friends, cuz no one is gonna be your pity friend here either.

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sleepystoner 0

Sad.. but I bet everyone knew you were lying

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elisewilloughby 0

You're forrreal stupid. Think things through.

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TheNewGuy03 28

well, you're done beating yourself up mentally; you'd better get started on beating yourself up physically to prove to all your "world" of facebook friends that you actually got into a fight. this is a lose-lose situation for you, buddy. |the kid|

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justinbaker 0

I know just how you feel...

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tunegzy 0

staying home wasn't a bad choice for me... there was a shooting not too far from where I lived.

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xxmollyxx 25

Better get to work beating yourself up now then to get those nice cuts and bruises.

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bbygiirl 0

facebook is for squares. HA!

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