By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 046
You deserved it 34 522

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

No wonder no one wants to be with you -- you are useless even in imaginary bar fights! I'll bet your imaginary girlfriend is ugly and frigid, and she's cheating on you with your boring imaginary best friend.

thats shit, go out meet people, make friends, and stop sittin at home complainin thru the internet to people how you have no friends, cuz no one is gonna be your pity friend here either.

Comments

ulicksam 0

The reason for the fight doesn't even sound possible, or at least the result of 2 idiots arguing about who was the bigger douche bag. YDI.

wow you are the biggest loser alive. Why didn't you just go to a bar instead of lying about it? Not saying you should have gotten in a fight... just saying you should have gone out anyway. The bars would have been crowded New Years Eve.

QueenChristy 6

You couldve just said you had a fight at the bar and the owner of the club kicked you out but it was worth it. Something like that, but no you just want to make yourself seem like a weak punk.

skyetxinyi 0

I counted down with the Radio DJs in the subway lmao

Jazzalyn 10

Why would it have mattered if you were alone? It doesn't make you a loser or anything. I didn't go to any bar of kind of wild party or anything. I just did something simple - went up the coast with my friend and ended up hanging out with some of her friends. There was just music, food and some games. Pretty lowkey. But even if that didn't happen, I wouldn't have felt the need to make something up. If she wasn't up for going anywhere, I'd have just stayed home and watched some DVDs or something.

jesbar95 10

If you're lonely and pathetic enough to lie about something that stupid, atleast make yourself look cool instead of saying you got your ass kicked.

laurieloulou 0

Why does partying or going out even matter? And why do you have to be invited to something to go out somewhere? Do your own thing!