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wow you are the biggest loser alive. Why didn't you just go to a bar instead of lying about it? Not saying you should have gotten in a fight... just saying you should have gone out anyway. The bars would have been crowded New Years Eve.
Why would it have mattered if you were alone? It doesn't make you a loser or anything. I didn't go to any bar of kind of wild party or anything. I just did something simple - went up the coast with my friend and ended up hanging out with some of her friends. There was just music, food and some games. Pretty lowkey. But even if that didn't happen, I wouldn't have felt the need to make something up. If she wasn't up for going anywhere, I'd have just stayed home and watched some DVDs or something.
Forever alone :')
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No wonder no one wants to be with you -- you are useless even in imaginary bar fights! I'll bet your imaginary girlfriend is ugly and frigid, and she's cheating on you with your boring imaginary best friend.
thats shit, go out meet people, make friends, and stop sittin at home complainin thru the internet to people how you have no friends, cuz no one is gonna be your pity friend here either.