By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
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perdix 29

No wonder no one wants to be with you -- you are useless even in imaginary bar fights! I'll bet your imaginary girlfriend is ugly and frigid, and she's cheating on you with your boring imaginary best friend.

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JERZBornNRaised 7

thats shit, go out meet people, make friends, and stop sittin at home complainin thru the internet to people how you have no friends, cuz no one is gonna be your pity friend here either.

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blayke96 8

Or you didn't have to post anything at all…?

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saxplayer9291 3

Thats the best lie you could come up with?? Lie abt something that makes you look good

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Midnightpearls 13

I'm sure all your Facebook friends are closely monitoring your status and times to see if you go out or not.

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reburkah 17

There was no reason to lie, you could've not said anything. Maybe the reason no one invited you was because you make up stories for attention?

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tikatica 17

If you're gonna lie about something, at least make yourself look good

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