By Badam - 30/03/2013 01:29 - France - Geaune

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
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Supahnova 14

You wanted an honest reaction, I'm assuming. Perhaps she isn't ready to take that step. Nothing wrong with that.

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Cosmic_Crayon 4

Honestly, I would probably react the same way. Even if I absolutely loved you, I don't do well with surprises like those.

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jlperry31 10

I agree.... Why??? Marriage is useless....

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chuckcloninger 12

Man. They sure know how to throw a great party!

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brittyed 11

i absolutely love the wording and the way it even rhymed! it's like a messed up Dr. Seuss book based on rejection. i will not marry you here, nor there... i will not marry you anywhere! i do not love you, sam i am... but i sure do love green eggs and ham.

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appelflap 22

" because I had nothing else to do" sorry OP, maybe she'll explain later...

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KixVII 6

I don't even know how to respond to that.

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Solano2580 24

That's a clear sign saying she doesn't want a committed relationship OP, maybe not right now or maybe not ever

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