Miscellaneous: Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4,...

By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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Sabotage!

By I choose health - 11/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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Feeders

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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Fouisgras 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:41

What a d bag. He should be grateful. Good job.

kmapes 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:42

Congrats on losing all that weight! You definitely deserve better than that treatment though.

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katiecat 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:35

good for you :)

allysonface 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:27

God, what an asshole. He was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you. If it had been me and my bf told me to lose wieght, i tell him to f*ck off and to not go out with me if he doesn't like the way I look.

Ianslilgoofball 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:30

Let's measure the pros and cons of this. Pros: You are now at a healthy weight. You probably feel more secure about your appearance. You can easily get a new boyfriend. Cons: Your douchebag boyfriend left you. Hm... :)

shit_happens101 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:38

with a guy like that, it's a good thing you're rid of him.

Skynet1121 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:30

don't listen to that complete asshole. you did the right thing.

dancingcutie1029 2

Monday 20 July 2009 3:44

dont worry about it. now that your 14 sizes smaller, lotsa wonderful NICER men will be chasing after you. :D

imkindaawesome 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:21

omg... that's awful... he's a loser and you're waaay better than that so congrats and you'll get someone amazing!

ky_stone22 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:43

god, why'd you have to go and lose too much weight? can't you think about someone besides yourself and gain a few dozen pounds again after all that hard work? if its not clear, i'm jking. i don't know what the hell his problem was, but don't worry. you'll be able to find hotter guys than him now that you're healthy (and you'll be happier too :D). if you ask me, this is kind of a win. now that you're rid of your boyfriend, you can get guys that are hundreds of times better than him.

Sanrio90 8

Monday 20 July 2009 4:57

YDI for losing weight for your boyfriend and not your health. FYL for dating the asshole. Good for you that you're now healthy and without the asshole.