Miscellaneous: Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4,...

By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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Sabotage!

By I choose health - 11/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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Feeders

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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Fouisgras 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:41

What a d bag. He should be grateful. Good job.

kmapes 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:42

Congrats on losing all that weight! You definitely deserve better than that treatment though.

Comments

lmao2fml 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:26

so you'll be a size 18 again in no time? jk ydi tho shouldn't have lost weight just to make him happy

missbadluk 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:06

why the **** is he dating someone who is a size 18 if he wants someone who is a size 6??

TinyLittleSilver 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:17

Should never do something like that for a boyfriend. Should have dumped him right when he said he would prefer you a much smaller size...

Sed146 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:04

Forget him ur beautiful get a man who can see that

justvicky2 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 6:07

You don't need him! And good job on the weight loss :DD

nanylove 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:54

What a d bag. He deffenetly didnt deserve u. Congrats though :)

Humanspider 18

Sunday 18 December 2011 12:11

Size18 or size4 does not matter. Every girl needs some loving.

amhort 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 10:23

If you have that much strength and resolve you most definitely do not need a douchey guy in your life

WickedClownMCL 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:28

Congradulations on your weight loss. I dont have enough self control lol.

Rach993 0

Monday 6 February 2012 3:48

Hey at least you are healthy and have a nice body to find a new man who's worth it!

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Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML

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Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML

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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

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Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML

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Today, six years after I gave up my newborn to my sister to raise, I finally told him I’m his real mom. In response, my sister took out a restraining order against me and blocked all forms of contact. The entire family has sided with her. FML

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