By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 616
You deserved it 33 003

Same thing different taste

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rawrimaunicorn 0

...how the hell did you manage that?

knight0748 5

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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So...are you implying that you wipe other people's butts?

x-x being completely honest that's has happened to me too

Try not to wipe so aggressively next time?

That's alright my buddy pulled a muscle while whacking off and tried to play it off by saying he was "shaking some mustard" only to have our suspicions confirmed by his father.

Guess you had to put a lot of muscle into that one, lol. Sorry OP.