By Anonymous - 03/05/2015 07:42 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 426
You deserved it 5 066

Same thing different taste

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It's almost like a thong, . . . butt floss

rieebee 23

Sleep-eating? For that minty fresh ass...

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Hey, least you can say your ass is minty-fresh!

MAybe. u we're cleaning ur muscles!! ;)

Badkarma4u 17

Google pinworm. Prepare to be horrified.

Maby it was attached to the small bag of coke?

Some intestinal worms look like dental floss. Maybe you should get yourself checked

Taking flossing to a whole other level!

Looks like you got butt raped by the Tooth Fairy