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By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML

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By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:50 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By embarrassedmom - 31/08/2013 23:48 - United States

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 02:17 - United States - High Springs

Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 2 December 2013 2:24

Did she still get out of the ticket? I think we are all wondering that.

sunny013 8

Monday 2 December 2013 2:24

Be careful what you wish for OP. You just might get it…

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KeeLady 20

Monday 2 December 2013 2:31

That's what you get for being a pervy police officer!

Beepbeep7 14

Monday 2 December 2013 4:45

I'm pretty sure it wasn't like that.All the officers I know get a kick out of the women that try to use their assets to get out of tickets.

Mitchman7 8

Monday 2 December 2013 2:31

why were you looking at a elderly lady's breasts?

kelseythompson 27

Monday 2 December 2013 2:50

She squished them against the window!? Maybe...

skitzymew 19

Monday 2 December 2013 4:29

Haven't you heard of woman trying to get out of tickets by being flirty? I'm sure OP didn't have much of a choice...

Kateyez_26 13

Monday 2 December 2013 2:31

Cop = pig

desidog 12

Monday 2 December 2013 2:32

Ydi for being a prev

DocBastard 38

Monday 2 December 2013 2:34

This makes me wonder if any gynaecologists go into that field for similar reasons. If so, they're in for an even scarier reality check.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 2 December 2013 2:40

Read the FML again and then see why what you wrote was wrong.

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 2 December 2013 2:41

Haha! Whoops! There's always tomorrow though!

Welshite 39

Monday 2 December 2013 2:42

Yes, well maybe your password shouldn't be "welshiteishawt". Your password should be a bit more complex, and not be so accurate.

speakersboom 19

Monday 2 December 2013 2:44

she probably got a second ticket for flat tires, too...

polluxdc 10

Monday 2 December 2013 11:15

Take my like

speakersboom 19

Monday 2 December 2013 23:57

your like is taken....?

perdix 29

Monday 2 December 2013 2:50

Tell her that her display makes you inclined to let her off, but hold out for the Gummi *******. It'll be so worth it!! Or so I've heard.

mxij 13

Monday 2 December 2013 5:06

Now now Perdix, let's not get into your hobbies.

Ugi 26

Monday 2 December 2013 12:08

Perdix - you need help! (but that is comment-of-the-day for me so far!)

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 2 December 2013 16:06

I'm sure there are many gummi grandmas willing to help perdix out. Frankly, I'm sure his hands are tired.

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