By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 101
You deserved it 22 282

Same thing different taste

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Did she still get out of the ticket? I think we are all wondering that.

Be careful what you wish for OP. You just might get it…

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You got your wish-karma is a bitch and YDI, asshat pig!

I bet after reading this? Someone's going to try and pull something like that just to get arrested

ViviMage 39

She needs tickets alright, but to Titsburg!

You are what's wrong with the police force. Way to make them look worse than they really are.

figures101 5

Hahahahahahahaha karma is a slightly senile bitch