Transportation: Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my...

By edhalen - 23/04/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By stuck - 17/06/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML

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By thoughtcrimeno1 - 06/07/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

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By cartrouble - 25/11/2010 03:52 - United States

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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By Jeff Again - 03/09/2023 00:02 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be a suave gentleman by opening the car door for my date. The handle came off in my hand, and I had to spend the next 15 minutes pretending I was doing an impromptu repair on my piece of shit car, when I had no idea what I was doing. FML

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By defectivesuperhero - 26/10/2018 13:30

Today, I couldn't get my car hood to open to check the fluids. A few miles down the highway, though, it popped right open. FML

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By leaannec30 - 10/07/2016 18:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I thought my car was overheating. I then thought it was wise to put my hand close to my muffler to feel the heat. Needless to say, I stuck my entire hand on my muffler then had to drive around with the only cold thing in my car. A cold beer from my cooler. Yes, I got pulled over. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By "syd_the_kidd_9707" - 25/02/2019 00:00

Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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blazin_b 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:04

Push down and turn.

eighthchord 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:06

You took your shirt off to help a girl with her car? Or was it already off? Why? Oh you were riding in your convertible. Still....why?

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epicfailure24 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:46

wow you must really suck, i wish you did get it open and the cap popped off and hit you in the face and the coolant gave you 3rd degree burns across your chest. and who drives around without a shirt on anyways? loser

mmudd 4

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:47

Honestly, FYL. I know everyone's saying YDI but at least you pulled over to help the girl. I've tried to get that cap off before, and it's ******* hard! If you reworded this a bit differently people would probably be voting FYL, but yah. Male ego FTW.

FoundManyLemons 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:55

Pick-up fail!

lifepwn 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:06

#1, go **** yourself. People who care so much about being first are such pricks.

shaPOW 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:11

#46 wins. you definitely worded your story like you were trying to make it a YDI. it was nice of you to help her though!

zanzibar_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:14

n00b

Rugger88 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:18

the coolant caps on the radiator are pressure regulated, when the they are hot the pressure increases and you can't turn the cap, if you can you will break the cap and possible the radiator and most likely get 2nd to 3rd degree burns from the engine coolant.... not smart to open a coolant cap on a hot radiator

JohnnyDeathNote 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:40

you're just a manly man now aren't you?

JoBama 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:40

dude u suck maybe u should start lifting waits dumbass

ammali 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 19:45

Yeah, I was going to say the same thing as #52, that could have been very very bad. Very nice of you to try and help her though :) Also, #54, if you're going to call someone else a dumbass, it helps if you don't look like one yourself. Lifting "waits"?