By sparklethelette - 07/12/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML
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Im2Handsom 1

You should of acted confused too, like " omg what is it?!"

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rockinsexychick 5

Wow be ready to have scientists for kidz or t least theyll take after him

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rockinsexychick 5

Kids and at least I hate spell check and I'm obsessed wit z so ya

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farhil 14

You should at least know how to spell 'kids'... I don't use spellcheck either, but I have a mental capacity greater than that of a rock, and am thus able to use my own language intelligently and somewhat properly.

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rockinsexychick 5

Waaayyyyyy too complicated for me to comprehend and i know how to spell but my thing iz to spell everything wit z u got a problem wit dat?!?! Itz who I am take it or leave it an itz a rly funny inside joke

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Jeffcando 3

I have a problem with morons who say things like "dat". If words were meant to be spelled with a z they would have a ******* z in them you dumb *****.

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farhil 14

You really just tell me to take it or leave it? I'm sick of idiots like you making the rest of us teenagers look like complete dumbasses. And yes, I do have a problem with you using 'z' instead of 's', because if, for some reason, you were talking about quartz, and you decided to pluralize it, it would look like quartzz. AND HOW THE **** WOULD I KNOW IF IT'S PLURAL?!?!?!

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OfficeNinja 5

You are getting married to someone who does not know what blue toilet water is?

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conqueror57 11

You shouldn't put cleaning products in the toilet tank. If the zombie apocalypse comes, you won't have a reserve of clean drinking water.

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KnucklesDeep 5

What kind of third-world conditions did your fiance grow up in?

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wriptidez 0

tell her you felt violated

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bizarre_ftw 21

Well he is going to be easy to mess with. What a fun marriage that'll be. And you'll never be blindsided by divorce papers and a pregnant mistress. Of course, you're going to want to be careful with your kid's, make sure to play Mozart and teach them to read early, just do your best to combat his genes

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gundamexia 0

omg so THATS what the blue water is >.< one of life's great mysteries solved :D

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Ibeatmyself 3

if u have kids and they're not the brightest crayons in the tool shed reread ur post and ull know y

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psuedodragon 23

And when you have kids and they don't understand English, re-read your comment and you'll know why... Because intelligence is *not* based off of genetics, but primarily environmental factors...

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RedPillSucks 31

In your deepest Morpheus voice say *You should have used the toilet with the red water* Explain to him that in the morning, he'll have forgotten all this and it'll seem like some wierd dream. Tell him that if he keeps leaving to toilet seat up, it will continue to flush blue.

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Virtual_BS 13

^Epic Win: "Tell him that if he keeps leaving to toilet seat up, it will continue to flush blue."

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