By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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dynky 3

you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...

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Spongii101 12

Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?

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KAYRRIE 0

I could push that out with my muscles in there. urs must be loose.

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purplesucker 0

There really should be a "So What" button here, cuz that's what I would've pressed for this one. At least a tampon is normal. You're a woman and you menstruate, whoop de do. You should read the stories I've read in mags about all the women who ********** with vegetables, only to have the vegetable break inside her and have to go to the hospital to get it removed. Now THERE'S an awkward conversation with the doctors.

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cristy91 33

A friend of mine told me his ex used a banana to ********** and her muscles popped it inside of her.

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LilaBear 1

I once started pulling a tampon out only for the string to break. I managed to get it out myself. Took some time though!

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kaelynn 0

OMG, people...this is definitely legit. I worked in the ER and people come in often for this reason. When women start to panic about it being stuck, their muscles tense up. For some women, it can seem impossible to relax and get it out. This is especially true if your period is light and there's no lubrication. TSS is a serious issue, and op did the right thing by going to the hospital, embarrassing or not, FYL.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Thank you for posting that comment. You are one of the few people, on this site, who actually has a brain.(:

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birds_fml 7

Jesus how far up there did you shove it? Vaginas are normally only 4 inches deep, 6 inches if you're horny. You're telling me you couldn't squat down and reach far enough to get it? Or maybe you're one of those girls who's squeamish about her own bodily fluids, and would rather have a doctor get it for you than attempt to get it yourself, and get blood on your fingers. YDI, one way or another.

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Spicebaby_fml 0

Ok ive been using tampons sence i was 9 and havent been scared to use one sence but this changes everything..

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islandhani 0

Me too that's just messed up right?! string breaking?! ugh

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tia73 0

A lot of these comments are douchey. Mustve been a shit brand, sue the sons of bitches! Tampons suck when things start goin wrong!

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