Clothes, Awkward and Intimacy: Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures...

By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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Monday 6 February 2012 18:55

Next time go nude, nothing to wash

yuri63f6 7

Monday 6 February 2012 18:54

Sub-zero cold..,

Comments

pagullarka 9

Monday 6 February 2012 20:08

Can we see the picture

iloveweed69 7

Monday 6 February 2012 20:08

dissed

Firenze90 0

Monday 6 February 2012 20:11

Women are hypocrites. It's fine for them to borrow my t-shirt or my boxers, but when I put on their bra and panties, all of a sudden it becomes "an issue".

white_boi88 3

Monday 6 February 2012 20:25

Haha..too funny!

sarii 7

Monday 6 February 2012 20:26

Hahaha :D

Sumo69 9

Monday 6 February 2012 20:12

I would have to see the pic's to have a real comment sorry

wes04ram1500 6

Monday 6 February 2012 20:13

pics please?

waitwhatsgoingon 18

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:05

Are you a 40 year old Pedo? Based on your profile it kinda looks it.

SaMmIMonster96 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 7:23

Really??

Dcm210 19

Monday 6 February 2012 20:25

what an arse.

harbqll 0

Monday 6 February 2012 20:27

If pictures of you only made him think of laundry, you must be fuuug-ly!

HannahWho 8

Monday 6 February 2012 22:32

I love coming on here to see the emotionally enlightened masses of people who think of the better side of humanity. Keep up the good work sir, you are a soldier of goodness.

silvergaze 1

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:20

There are some douches out there. I got dissed by my ex bf once. And I'm not ugly.

HannahWho 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:17

I don't get it. If the comments on here are to be believed, Op could be a fish head with legs and a ****** and they would be happy with her sexy pictures. That said, just because one person finds a girl unnattractive does not mean the rest of the world does. There is more to life than being pretty and sexual but accusing some girl of being ugly to the point of making her boyfriend disgusted to have her touch his things makes no sense. Why date someone, to the point where they have access to your things (like a shirt), if you think they are fugly and worthless. That makes no sense. So she must not be "fugglyyy" her boyfriend must just have either been distracted or is a douche. Either way, its not Op, its her boyfriend.