By allalone - 14/07/2010 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML
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milakitty21 0

who were you trying to impress?

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srunano 4

Stop playing with your vacuum hose and go to a club or a party....then maybe you can get laid

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KaneStatic 0

wow, I hope you didn't do anything else with it. or a pie.

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sk8trzero53 0

Haha love that movie :p

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Desperation 0

I have a million different girls that hide under my bed and when I let them out they treat me right. Go buy some hookers, buddy.

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Arsonnist 3

Stop playin with the hose and get some hos.

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T_X_P 2

Long story short, the OP is a retard.

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savemypandabear 0

wow...thats taking desperation to a whole new level...do you put a ring on ur finger to so people think you're married?

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munecatriste 0

FYL imma cut u some slack and tell u I'm sorry for u being such a loser.

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KaneStatic 0

did you at least take the vacuum out for dinner first?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for realizing how pathetic it is and doing it ANYWAY.

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