By allalone - 14/07/2010 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML
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milakitty21 0

who were you trying to impress?

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srunano 4

Stop playing with your vacuum hose and go to a club or a party....then maybe you can get laid

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Amy_1995 0

that just weird sad but really creative:D

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YellowCatch 0

#25 is my herooo

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sally55 0

i have a hicky right now. it's my fourth one.

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sallen0046 4

Hickeys make you look like trash. It's bad enough that you felt it necessary to do this, but the really pathetic part is that you felt it necessary to hop on the internet and tell a bunch of strangers just what a loser you actually are.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

This FML is saddening. Oh my goodness. Also, you can get some "action" without getting a hickey. Just saying...

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Domonator 16

Wouldn't a vacuum cleaner hickey be shaped differently than a mouth hickey?

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