Work: Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss...

By Azcrazy - 03/08/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML

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By mrmarshall - 17/05/2019 05:44

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML

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By Zuzubat - 05/09/2013 23:29 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, a soon-to-be-ex co-worker flew into a rage when she saw she wasn't on the schedule for next week. The boss told her it's because she quit. She reminded the boss she wants to keep working part-time. My new job is inventing tasks for her to do to keep her calm. FML

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By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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By Screamingfirecracker - 15/08/2016 04:12 - Canada

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

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By disturbedgd - 14/09/2016 11:29 - South Africa

Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

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By lmao4eva93 - 02/07/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

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By - Moved Across the Country - 06/08/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2015 10:21 - United States

Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML

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Riceball_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:04

She sounds more like a crazy ex than a crazy boss.

AnimeAddict 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:01

Call the police or ask for a raise

Comments

JustStayHome 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:31

Lmao. Sounds like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Did you sleep with her? You deserve it if you did, but if you didn't, make the best of her being desperate!

doubleAbattery 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:30

Are you sure she was talking about your job?

tarheel22893 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:31

Call the cops and say someone is on your property that you have asked to leave, refuses to, and is harassing you

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:08

? Well maybe not FML then, maybe you could "negotiate", and then negotiate a very high salary? If she's that desperate, you have a lot of leverage.

evlbb2 2

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:32

Wait. Shes your boss. If she likes you that much to sit in front of your house all day, Im pretty sure you can get some good conditions and negotiations in before you go back. I mean she doesnt do this for everyone that quits right. {hopefully she doesnt. otherwise its just weird.]

AlexZB 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:34

well if she's hot....

TrAnMu 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:53

this one made me laugh

n0lovesongs 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:03

Yep, laughed out loud at this one : )

purple990 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:05

bow chicka bow wow

jc21_fml 1

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:07

you should negotiate a sweet deal! , like fresh cookies everyday, or something sweet like that, or more money, but i think cookies would be ****** awesome. i have spoken.