Work: Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss...

By Azcrazy - 03/08/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML

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By mrmarshall - 17/05/2019 05:44

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML

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By Zuzubat - 05/09/2013 23:29 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, a soon-to-be-ex co-worker flew into a rage when she saw she wasn't on the schedule for next week. The boss told her it's because she quit. She reminded the boss she wants to keep working part-time. My new job is inventing tasks for her to do to keep her calm. FML

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Creepy Susan

By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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By Screamingfirecracker - 15/08/2016 04:12 - Canada

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

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Listen up

By disturbedgd - 14/09/2016 11:29 - South Africa

Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

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By lmao4eva93 - 02/07/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

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By - Moved Across the Country - 06/08/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2015 10:21 - United States

Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML

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Riceball_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:04

She sounds more like a crazy ex than a crazy boss.

AnimeAddict 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:01

Call the police or ask for a raise

Comments

kurato 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:36

lol at last 2 comment. Did you consider that OP quit their job to get a better job? Maybe the old job was high demand/stressful. Or maybe OP quit because of both, and now after 2 years OP's boss begging OP to come back. Obviously the boss fk something up and need a scapegoat or have a taste of what OP have to go through 2 years ago.

Mama4ddk 15

Monday 25 April 2016 4:40

That's what I was thinking. Plus I don't think you can get unemployment if you quit your job without the reason being hostile work environment or something of that nature. So I'm fairly certain that wasn't his big master plan LOL OP if this kind of crazy is something that is a habit it would've made me quit too. Good luck and no matter what she offers I probably wouldn't go back.

edgarme85 0

Friday 15 July 2011 16:47

ask for a raise!!!

tatatutu 1

Friday 12 August 2011 1:11

Dr cooley?

Anglwrfish 17

Sunday 9 October 2011 22:48

What's with all the people saying 'get a raise'? I'd get a restraining order.

looloothing 9

Saturday 19 November 2011 9:19

Sounds like something Michael Scott would do.

PostItSticker 11

Friday 16 March 2012 4:41

Work there. Then don't go in for the job. She just wanted you to work there. Problem Solved :)

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 11 May 2012 12:42

Just get a restraining order!

Spacibo100 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:43

Ask for a raise. Milk the opportunity.

jessherself13 21

Thursday 4 April 2013 5:20

At least your boss valued you as a worker enough to not want to lose you. Her behavior is highly disturbing and if I were you, I would have called the police. FYL OP.