Love: Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend... - FML

By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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pieintheface 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:02

maybe that's his evil twin

Skroal_stomper 5

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:01

guess he wasn't into you.

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striker249 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 22:39

us guys need a break sometime

jpeezy122808 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 22:58

well gawshhhh watch where ur goin next time! hehe jk that really blows but hey if he is dumb enough to get caught hes too dumb to keep :-)

polopony 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 23:02

He probably meant Mall when he said Mexico - like when you say nipples when you meant Naples

sugarkiller_fml 6

Tuesday 17 August 2010 23:03

it is funny because your bf is breaking up with you and you don't realize it.

Feedthetroll 15

Tuesday 17 August 2010 23:14

Poor you...

sophieatsbabies 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 23:57

134 win. people often judge what they don't know. every country has its flaws. even united states (which btw is not called America, America is a full continet that consists on mexico, Canada, the us, etc. so saying you are from America doesn't mean you're from the united states) so everyone who hasn't been to Mexico and say it's a shitty country please GTFO.

lilidiaz 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:04

^^ I agree, especially with the last part :)!

530boy 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:22

thumbs up for the boyfriend!

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:24

maybe he just got back

roxy999_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 1:06

why did you !!! he showed you that he dosent wanna see you ... what a boyfriend !!

rockonjar 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 2:15

haha the US was voted most obese country in the world, and ya your health care BLOWS! Canada sucks to though lol.

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