Love: Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he... - FML

By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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You deserved it 3 879

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 178

You deserved it 4 101

Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 505

You deserved it 4 551

By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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You deserved it 5 914

Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 501

You deserved it 4 260

By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 386

You deserved it 3 944

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 011

You deserved it 5 368

Exclusivity

By whoops - 10/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 683

You deserved it 169

It's a small world after all

By Deadman - 25/02/2022 01:59

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

I agree, your life sucks 162

You deserved it 2 505

Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 619

You deserved it 139

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Top comments

Charlie194 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:23

Dump him. He sounds like a douche :)

rebbee 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:22

Screw the scumbag Op. Be glad you find out what a scumbag he really is before you got married or something.

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oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:50

yay no reply=win:)

peepss 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:52

That sucks! You better dump him.. Maybe you were too clingy and he just wanted to spend time away from you.. But still, you didn't deserve to be lied to. fyl

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 12:54

ok i cant fail at telling everyone my problems. does that count as a win?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:07

No, I win. The Game is over. YOU lose.

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:10

If you comment about winning, you've already lost.

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:09

noooo!!! i want a recount

Jhtaylor 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:14

agree with 3

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:14

so i lose which means win but is a loss but its considered a win so i win at losing?

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:15

Yes, you win at losing! =)

oh_noes_that_suc 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:16

YAY:(

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:37

Start your search for answers at the local strip club. I'm guessing there's a Florida living nearby who's willing to show off her oranges.

iloveyouuux8 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 22:41

win.

danii1996 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:40

woww! yeaaa dump him u don't deserve that shit

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Today, out of the kindness of my heart, and so he wouldn't have to spend any money, I gave my ex-boyfriend my login information to my Vudu account. Big mistake. He logged me out of all devices, changed the password, and won't give me the new login information until I give him head. FML

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You deserved it 701

Today, my brother-in-law is a complete toxic asshole who makes me have panic attacks. He nitpicks my house non-stop and always puts me down. I'm a normal, good person, but all I want now is for him to suffer greatly in life for all the horrible things he has said to me and about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 414

You deserved it 124

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Today, I had a conversation with the cute girl I like at work for the first time. I told her I worked in the camping department of the store, and we had a long chat about how she heard that the guy who runs that department is a complete dick head. I am the guy who runs that department. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 626

You deserved it 2 663

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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You deserved it 23 832

Today, my nephew gave me a piece of gum. He's not one to share, so I was rather shocked at his kindness. After a while chewing, he admitted he gave it to me because the pack was in his pocket when he peed his pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 299

You deserved it 1 897

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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You deserved it 7 143

Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

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You deserved it 6 655

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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You deserved it 4 061