Love: Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 18:50 - Canada

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

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By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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happykate120 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:21

At least you know she's on a billboard for a college. Its better than seeing her on a billboard for something like people with an STDs.

justsayfuck 5

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:17

Oh, well now every time you 'run into her' you can tell your friends how you used to date her. Try not to sound too bitter, and they might think that's cool.

Comments

honeylove36 0

Monday 27 September 2010 0:14

pooor you

Master_Of_Sand 0

Monday 27 September 2010 0:40

Maybe if you paid attention to the road instead of billboards, this wouldn't happen.

Kesler_17 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:37

Uh... maybe I'm the only one, but I don't think he was driving...

ROFLFail 0

Monday 27 September 2010 2:35

lol, i see why he sez that "I ran into a billboard" and for some reason this fml reminds me of a family guy episode

paigecrosset 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:45

haha I laugh at you.

123jeff456 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:59

NICE BOD!

tzolkin 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:45

sorry bro, but she must not be the love of your life if she's your ex. keep ur head up, there are plenty of other girls out there.

kaayalbx 0

Monday 27 September 2010 2:01

your a tard yesss it is an fml if you actually read the thing babygirrrl

JillianlikesVogu 0

Monday 27 September 2010 3:07

Well at least you can be proud of having at least one pretty girlfriend.

Yozenfrogurt 0

Monday 27 September 2010 3:25

OP, are you Scott Pilgrim?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 27 September 2010 5:22

You stole my comment!

RKD 23

Monday 27 September 2010 5:21

At least you had it for a while, op, better to have loved and lost,,,,

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 27 September 2010 6:59

YDI for running into a billboard. Those things are like 50 feet high!

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 27 September 2010 7:04

Just try to avoid running into the bus.

Puolukka 4

Monday 27 September 2010 16:54

I don't think he literally ran INTO the billboard. I'm pretty sure he's just trying to say that he saw the billboard. "I ran into my mother at the mall the other day" also doesn't mean you literally crashed into her, does it? It just means you happened to be in the same place at the same time and saw each other...