By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

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Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Oh dear. Awkward... What was your reaction? :3 Hopefully it didn't take long to find the keys. I wouldn't want to be in there for long. Or at all, actually.

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fxdxhk90 0

Should have taken a few pics for blackmail purposes.

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fxdxhk90 0

Should have taken a few pics for blackmail purposes.

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davidomke 0

that's what I would of done "You make me do this again, I'm facebooking these babies"

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Oh my. That sucks for you, but at least they found the humor in it :D

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doubleAbattery 0

Um, I'm sorry, I know that must have been horrifying for you, but that's quite possibly one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

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Wankster 0

Fake you got this off Bruno haha

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Oh, God. FYL for watching the epic failure that is Sacha Baron Cohen. :|

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darkmis1 17

why could your dad(or mom, if your dad had the handcuffs on)find the key?

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Maybe they were handcuffed together... *shudder*

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chellinha93 0

that's disgusting, what kind of parents are they huh? they call you and they were laughing ?? omfg I would be ******* pissed at them... 100000xFYL

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lives_ppl 0

they were probably just in a good mood after some wild kinky sex

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allmidnighteyes 10

Obviously, they wanted you to join in their shenanigasms

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sc27 0

LOL I just moderated this one And EWWWWWWWW FYL

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waterynuggets 0

Father: Mallory, sweetie, can you come untie daddy's balls from around daddy's ****? Be gentle, they're tender. Mallory: Daddy, how'd you get the beans over the frank? Mother: I am talented with my tongue twisters.

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Egotistical 0

#24 I actually LOL'd at that one. Nice... OP:If this is true please tell me you ran the hell away. That's nasty to the highest degree. Like someone said before me,I would have clawed my eyes out ASAP Parents and their fantasies...makes me want to gag.

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