Kids: Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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By mster233 - 09/10/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

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By gir - 14/07/2011 19:35 - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Let me in

By miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

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By NO NO NO - 05/08/2013 21:42 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

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Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:13

Oh dear. Awkward... What was your reaction? :3 Hopefully it didn't take long to find the keys. I wouldn't want to be in there for long. Or at all, actually.

fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:22

Should have taken a few pics for blackmail purposes.

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someguy945 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:10

Wait they were both handcuffed? That's not even S+M. That would be like M+M.

Anon17564 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:14

Handcuffs aren't really sadistic or masochistic - it's the B part of BDSM. Eh, sucks for them to have had to do that, but they carried it pretty well. Sucks for you to have had to help them and to have found this out, yeah, but ultimately it's actually very rare for somebody to be completely vanilla. Good for them that they still have that kinda sexual freedom. It's just it doesn't help with the SHEER HORROR of the situation, I accept. Ick.

nick_beresho 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:15

Lmfao. That's absolutely hilarious. Awkward but... hilarious

molitov 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:16

they have safety release buttons.. keys aren't really necessary.. so the trauma u have been thru isn't either...

ryansims 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:34

what's your moms number????? sounds fun

JellyBeann 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:52

Niceeeeeeee lmaooo kind of suckss for you but whateverr. i shouldd tryy thatt. ahahaah

screwtaylor 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:56

Did you get the whip cream also?

lizardlips 1

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:56

and you did nothing to extort them a bit...?!?! Yes, FYL!

LordKoin772 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:00

Wow, fyl... I woulda been like "Nah, I think Imma just head out for awhile, be back in a few hours." =P

Six_and_the_Moon 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:05

Are you kidding? That's awesome ... totally not an FML. I hereby applaud your parents for having a sense of humour in such a situation and for not being boring as ****. Parents with personalities and who know how to have fun without being awkwardly serious will always win in my books.