By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

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Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Oh dear. Awkward... What was your reaction? :3 Hopefully it didn't take long to find the keys. I wouldn't want to be in there for long. Or at all, actually.

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fxdxhk90 0

Should have taken a few pics for blackmail purposes.

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voveraite 7

I sooo see myself doing this with a teen kid, if the case arises :D. But of course, only if I knew they weren't uptight and we had some blanket draped on ourselves. I concur with the above: how were they both on top of each other? are they advanced yoga classes takers?

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were_giraffe 2

yep! surprise surprise your parents have sex.

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Fett 0

wait... they were both handcuffed? I smell fake fail.

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australocat 0

Think about it--would you rather your parents have a healthy and interesting sex life or be divorced? Not saying that you have to be into kinky sex to be happy, but this frankly seems better than the alternative. Definitely awkward that you had to see them in action, but I really think this isn't that bad.

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maddog_fml 0

Sooo... Got any pics? FYL indeed! These are things you don't want to see.

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kukopia 0

Of course they were BOTH in cuffs.. otherwise the one NOT in cuffs coulda reached the key. Duhhhhh!!

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cantanstrophe 0

I really sincerely hope you said no and left them to wallow in their self-pity and stuff like that. I heard my parents doing it the other night. NOT PRETTY.

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LOLPWNT 0

my parents recently told me that they were swingers... my room is right above them, and all i hear is a whip when i attept to sleep. their plan to make me move out earlier is definatly working...

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metro_mello 0

swingers means they change partners not that they use whips lol :)

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kpanchal 0

I would have told them to wipe that smile off their faces or they'd be cuffed there for more thhen just a few hours.

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LiLOnE 0

eww....she should have juss closed the door n left......thats kinda sick.......why the hell would they ask u to look for them?......thats juss gross ur parents got issuses : /

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