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By yupthissucks - 13/04/2015 09:00 - United States - Newnan

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

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By Keldar - 19/08/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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WhackTheJackal 22

Monday 13 April 2015 15:38

Wow, that's horrible. I hope you can get your car fixed and anything against you found false.

Sneado 20

Monday 13 April 2015 15:39

Photo evidence of the incident should clear you.

Comments

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:00

Um you should have played dumb until you got outside then called the police. Just sayin.

Gillett 23

Tuesday 14 April 2015 20:39

Pressing that alarm without cause is a federal offense, plus now you know where that bitch works.

dotdotdotslash 8

Tuesday 14 April 2015 20:55

Well, that's unfortunate

an3ph 20

Tuesday 14 April 2015 21:17

Location location location, man!

ale1139 20

Wednesday 15 April 2015 7:11

What a bitch...

werid41 10

Wednesday 15 April 2015 14:09

Cameras*

LittleKisses 8

Thursday 16 April 2015 1:57

You should press charges against her.

ItsMeKenny 3

Saturday 18 April 2015 3:02

No offense but u shoulda acted normal and the called later outside so she would think u didnt recognize her.

blueie 24

Thursday 23 April 2015 15:36

Hopefully it all gets sorted OP and she gets in trouble for misuse of the silent alarm

WutVelleca 8

Wednesday 29 April 2015 13:44

That really must suck?

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