Today I ran my very first credit application. Turns out I’ve... - FML

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By why me?! - 15/03/2021 12:34 - United States - Hesperia

Today I ran my very first credit application. Turns out I’ve had multiple credit cards, department store cards, two cars and a home loan all in my name. All defaulted. My mom allowed more than one of her boyfriends to use my identity to get what they wanted. I’ll be paying the price for life. Fml

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Sady_Ct 37

Friday 19 March 2021 6:49

Get on to the police and get the bastards and your mum charged. Then get into the companies who supplied the loans and have shit reversed. It can be done, my friend is going through it. Sue your mother and her boyfriends if that’s what it takes.

LeahMichelle 6

Saturday 20 March 2021 9:52

That's disgusting

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Sady_Ct 37

Friday 19 March 2021 6:49

Get on to the police and get the bastards and your mum charged. Then get into the companies who supplied the loans and have shit reversed. It can be done, my friend is going through it. Sue your mother and her boyfriends if that’s what it takes.

LeahMichelle 6

Saturday 20 March 2021 9:52

That's disgusting

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