Animals: Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass... - FML

By cycler - 13/06/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML

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By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 20:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

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By cathugger - 13/07/2019 16:30

Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML

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By ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

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By E_G_G_S_O_U_P - 08/12/2016 13:12

Today, whilst riding my brand new dirt bike for the first time, the chain broke and slashed me down the back of the left leg with such force that it chipped the bone. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 06:01 - United States - New Bloomfield

Today, I was riding my bike, when I saw a large dog sitting in front of a house. I started to really crank the pedals, figuring that by the time it saw me, I'd be long gone. My chain popped off, I lost control and crashed onto the side of the road. The dog hadn't moved. It was a statue. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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Top comments

MtnDew32 0

Monday 13 June 2011 11:50

Great. You killed Theodore. And I was really looking forward to a third movie...

Miss_Michaela 10

Monday 13 June 2011 11:54

At least it didn't start singing. That would have been awkward.

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zniltiaC 19

Monday 13 June 2011 12:23

-Insert unnecessary boner joke-

itsallgoodintheh 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 17:28

what's a boner

itsallgoodintheh 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 18:27

what's a boner

maskedman 9

Monday 13 June 2011 12:26

there wouldn't have been anymore riding after that. I would have pulled over as soon as the blood of a fresh chipmunk carcass splattered onto my lips.

SGT_DBL 15

Monday 13 June 2011 14:30

Lips? I'm curious why you suspect the blood would reach your lips before some part of your body that would be closer to the bike itself, such as legs or feet...

ryrywakaka 0

Monday 13 June 2011 17:31

vag lips maybe

BDTM 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:35

#59 lol win

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Monday 13 June 2011 12:28

Ask him how the ride was ;)

TheMonica 0

Monday 13 June 2011 12:48

Poor chipmunk. I'd venture to say it's life (or lack there of) is more ****** then yours.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Monday 13 June 2011 13:01

yeah... that's not gross... chipmunk murderer

pinkspaceboundro 0

Monday 13 June 2011 13:02

REALLY? on a bike??? this just baffles me!

MizzErikaHart 8

Monday 13 June 2011 13:33

did u hear any bones crack??

ydnar 5

Monday 13 June 2011 15:36

That only happens with squirrels. haha

brmgirl123 0

Monday 13 June 2011 18:42

ur disgusting

cherry72 13

Monday 13 June 2011 14:04

FHL not FYL. Poor chipmunk :(

SGT_DBL 15

Monday 13 June 2011 14:27

Well done. You have rid the world of another useless rodent! I hope the blood splatter was as impressive as the accomplishment itself.

aNdReWgOs 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:41

:'( I hit a rabbit with my car on Sunday.

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