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By d.stack - 12/08/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2010 04:57 - France

Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML

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By mikuxxhatsune - 05/06/2017 02:00 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML

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By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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Practice makes perfect sense

By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML

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By nobodylovesme - 04/04/2013 06:46 - United States - Northridge

Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

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By MeOhMy23 - 25/11/2020 07:59 - United States - Tazewell

Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML

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Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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Probably for the best

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 22:00

Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML

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Zomlette 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:08

At least it wasn't the real thing.... Seems kind of weird the pastor would make the sound tech guy stand in, though. Oh well, I'm not a pastor.

LadyLovely08 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:13

What an unfortunate turn of events... I sure hope it's an fml for the irony, not because you're still hung up on her.

Comments

plexico 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 14:53

This should be one of the happiest days of your life -- the bitch getting remarried means the end of your alimony and child support payments. Ding-dong, the witch is dead and you don't have to pay her anymore!

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:17

Exactly, I couldn't have said it better myself.

kukopia 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:05

What an ignorant douche. A PAIR of them!! Either parent re-marrying does NOT terminate child support!! Go back under your covers until mommy brings you another PBJ w/ the crust cut off.

plexico 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:05

You know the law in all fifty states?! If so, good on you; if not, STFU!

Roberto_66 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 15:09

You poor dude! I'd lose it. But surely soooomeone else could have done it?

Pastor_Rich 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 15:14

hey, I was the pastor and he agreed to fill in

dm630 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:51

why is a pastor on fml?

flinkpamingo 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 15:32

That was very mature and kind of you. If your heart wasn't broken, look at it as being one step closer to someone else's problem.

thelonelylurker 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 15:34

Small town, eh?

Rascal_620 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:08

thats not an FML. You should be happy that your ex has found someone she loves instead of feeling sorry for yourself.

skippydoda 32

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:29

Well, FYL for having to do the sound at the rehearsal, but YDI it for sticking up for yourself and saying no to walking her down the aisle, even if it was fake.