By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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birds_fml 7

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

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BurpusMe 0

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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Bella_999 0

YDI for reading the message.

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noluck84 0

i say just cross your finger and jump on it

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

you should beat the information out of her and tell her to make u a sandwitch

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ryansims 0

could be good thing ask about threesome possibilities

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

dude go with the 3-way option. we really need the what's the big deal button to get made for FML's like these.

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Chfanfiction 0

Because some guys aren't sex-crazed ******* morons who think of nothing but how awesome threesomes are. Prick.

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allstar21 0

1. YDI for snooping 2. Maybe your not satisfying her 3. Look on the bright side... THREESOME

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AntiChrist7 0

as Eric cartman would say: Sweet

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