By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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birds_fml 7

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

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BurpusMe 0

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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Anbell89 0

Haha I totally agree with the threesome comments.. You should have texted her back pretending to be your wife telling her to meet up at your house later and BAM you have a threesome :P... Come on dude gotta be quick!

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Hippie_Slay 0

wish that was my wife :))

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lostguy 0

look at the bright side, at least the message didn't come from a guy lol ^_^ and see if you can get a threesome as well lol ^_^

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RespondomaticMan 0

Sounds like you've stumbled across a threesome opportunity. Go make the most of it.

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jdizzle1245 0

threesome oportunity? time to make your move, player

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fyrtiosexarton 12

Det suger, hörru. Konfrontera henne och ge henne en chans att förklara innan du tar förhastade beslut. (Lättare sagt än gjort, I know.. :/) Hursomhelst har du en axel att gråta på om allt skulle skita sig :)

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jumperdreams 0

Well of course it could be a mistake, similar names could be next to each the in the phone, but later on if you using her phone, respect her privacy

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Kira_fml 0

You're all ******* morons. If she's actually cheating, then I'm gonna go ahead and say she is NOT INTERESTED IN A THREESOME!

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Calaura9 0

Who is your wife fuucking on the side? Subzero? "Warm hands and mouth". Most people prefer wet and warm. Hmmmm....

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