By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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Same thing different taste

Play that Blink 182 song

By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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birds_fml 7

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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maybe your wifes hands are delightfully warm and the coworker just likes to warm up! and maybe your wife just has a way with words? :D if not then your ross geller.

Averageman 0

that's an FML? more like an open invitation for the co-worker to join you and the wife at home for dinner ;)

dude don't be all like fml cuz ur wife is bi that's awesome

jmart110 0

maybe it was really a guy but under a girls name ?? ehh ehh

This isn't an FML, it's every guys dream! What's wrong with you, man?!

kyliebeatriz08 0

ok, first, for those who said that two women are cute and that's a dream for every man,, most women will find this repulsive just like and straight man hates the idea of two men *******. please stop making such stupid comment and focus more in the actual fml. as right now he feels like shit cuz hr doesn't know what's going on. I think she is indeed cheating wt another man that she is disguising under that girls name otherwise she is bi.

in a recent Maxim article, it was recently suggested that to hide an affair, u should change the gender of ur affair's name on ur phone. That's prob what happene here. Discuss...

maybe it was supposed to mean warm as in empathetic, but was worded improperly? sorry OP