By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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birds_fml 7

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

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BurpusMe 0

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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taismama 2

I know this is old- but my guess is that she changed a guys number to one of her friends names do that you wouldn't get suspicious.

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Wayne913 13

Woo. Lucy, you got some splaning to do.

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dee7822 3

It could be one of their inside jokes. My friends and I have a lot of insiders that seem dirty and that we are lesbians but have a totally innocent background story to them. Just ask her

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DylansMomma 9

Your comment : Could've been a guy under a girls name. Girls are sneaky!

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pregnantpianist 2

That's hot lol THREESOME!

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Greggums 2

This isn't an fml! This is great! Get involved bro

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Oxidation 5

If this isn't a wrong number, and she truly is two-timing, I can't help but wonder: Bisexual or lesbian?

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Lili_love 14

maybe she saved the number under a female name so you wouldn't ever be suspicious. ..

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