Facebook, Social Media and Kids: Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of...

By kbeavv - 11/02/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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By clarakipper - 25/09/2013 07:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML

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By like - 14/03/2009 05:50 - United States

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

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By zcollins - 10/09/2013 15:52 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML

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By fbcaught - 09/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

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By Dig4life - 05/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Kent

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2015 21:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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Not worth my time

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:24

God, you people are harsh. Family members generally should give each other at least a heads up before something like that, for safety and such. Not to mention the fact that the wording makes it sound like the OP is a minor. So the mom is a **** for not even telling her own child that she's going on vacation. What kind of relationship is that? They may as well just disown each other and never speak again.

mygoodsir 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:15

well now you know

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yessirfosho 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:34

Have a kick ass party and completely wreck the house so its a disaster when they get home. See how sick of kids the bitch is then

smellycheesexD 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:20

wooh! Bitchy mom!

KASHMIR_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:57

well u shud be a better kid then u ****** spoiled cracker

swkisses5 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:59

she sick of yo ass thats why she goin lmmfao

nyc718 0

Friday 12 February 2010 8:31

Get the hint I have.. Leave your mom alone while she's running away from the mistakes she's made. Sheesh.. Now I can see why she's sick of you.

slmjsanders 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:05

LilaBear 1

Friday 12 February 2010 13:57

Oh, this isn't an FML. Give your mother a break. She spends her whole life running after her kids, I don't blame her for looking forward to a break.

youthink_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:06

Kids do suck. Most are lazy, selfish know-it-alls that expect everything but do nothing except complain, even about parents that want a vacation.

Professor59 2

Friday 12 February 2010 16:30

The quickest way to get her to stop is to just comment on her Facebook that everybody, EVEN YOUR KIDS, can read this.

starburgerdeluxe 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:02

You should write on your facebook " found out mom is going away for the weekend, PARTY AT MY PLACE!!!" LMAO@ the comment about how old people shouldn't use facebook