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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 06:09 - Australia

Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML

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By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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Fortuitous 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:06

Did you meet him on FML?

grosjean 1

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:19

Oh dear. So you go on at someone for using a perfectly acceptable different spelling to you, and then when someone points that out you don't care? And not only that, you fail to use a question mark at the end of post number 2 and also use 'your' rather than 'you're'. Apart from that, you seem pretty cool and intellectual.

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Judus_beej 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:06

do you get off watching spelling bee's or something? the word is galaxy. oh baby!

polico_wolf 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:09

Properly is not a very hard word to spell.

Katie_babe 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:37

Haha, umm no.2 and no.10, do you guys know how to spell? Realised is spelt correctly! FYL'S for being so stupid!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:15

So? I met my boyfriend online, and we're both far from being losers. Also, having good spelling and grammar is attractive.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 14 November 2010 2:25

Online is a great place to meet people. Though I have noticed that I seem to attract an inordinate number of lovely psychopaths online.

lawls79 14

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:28

dating online is perfectly normal these days. I do it every week with success. Hahah

heather_bunny 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:31

i totally understand that. spelling correctly IS hot.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:37

OP, hopefully, you weren't looking on the FML website.

mrbodo 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:06

well good thing he didn't choose you based on your spelling, YOU SPELLED REALIZE WRONG!

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:02

@90 Sigh.... Read the comments above before you add your own comment please.

Esca_B 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 2:43

Heh. Well, you'll all be pleased to know he has bought tickets to Leonard Cohen concert. In another state. And he's paying for everything. So I think he turned out to be a good choice. We shall see, however. Separate rooms for us though. Uh huh.