Miscellaneous: Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better... - FML

By DLS - 18/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

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Same thing different taste

By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 19:25 - Thailand - Bang Bua Thong

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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Not a geography major

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:45 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

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By Avery - 24/03/2012 20:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

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Bad sign

By Jules - 16/07/2023 00:02 - Germany

Today, with the help of a good map, I managed to figure out that a near-invisible path that I hadn’t even noticed was actually the continuation of my bike route. Twenty metres further, I found the signpost confirming this… quite well hidden in a bush. For anyone without a map, FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 15:23 - United States

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

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By Loser - 12/05/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

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By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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Culture war bullshit

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML

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MikeStern 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:05

Unless you live in Monaco or The Vatican that's to be expected.

Hammy4Glo 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:23

actually WoWs map is quite detailed... there is a lot going on... however I also know WoWs map better than our country's... simply because I never look at an atlas but I see WoW everyday... and yes I have a life... I simply enjoy gaming

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whogotthefunk 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:28

You... *removes sunglasses*... SUCK.

blademaster23 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:34

u have no life get off ur lazy fat ass go to a gym work out and get a girl

Jessika11291 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:47

A lot of people are in that same boat.

holleymoffat 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:50

haha , maybe get off the computer , brush up on your geography ?

iplaymw2 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:51

i played that game for a year and a half straight and i had 2 mos. playing time... i went on vaccation for 3 days and have never played since... now im addicted to cod and boishock

daneeyoll 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:54

uhhm you're not the..er...only one...cough cept it isn't WoW

Alarcon 5

Friday 19 February 2010 4:58

at least you don't know the world of Warcraft map better than your own neighborhood....

anyapersad 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:59

noob!!!!!!!

mmhmm138 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:01

Hey he has more than a life, he has 2....IN SUPER MARIO

prplfrk22 2

Friday 19 February 2010 5:02

God your lame what a loser

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