Miscellaneous: Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better... - FML

By DLS - 18/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

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Same thing different taste

By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 19:25 - Thailand - Bang Bua Thong

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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Not a geography major

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:45 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

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By Avery - 24/03/2012 20:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

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Bad sign

By Jules - 16/07/2023 00:02 - Germany

Today, with the help of a good map, I managed to figure out that a near-invisible path that I hadn’t even noticed was actually the continuation of my bike route. Twenty metres further, I found the signpost confirming this… quite well hidden in a bush. For anyone without a map, FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 15:23 - United States

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

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By Loser - 12/05/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

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By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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Culture war bullshit

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML

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MikeStern 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:05

Unless you live in Monaco or The Vatican that's to be expected.

Hammy4Glo 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:23

actually WoWs map is quite detailed... there is a lot going on... however I also know WoWs map better than our country's... simply because I never look at an atlas but I see WoW everyday... and yes I have a life... I simply enjoy gaming

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l2spellbud 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 4:55

Lmfao. Loving the 'YDI' people. I bet they secretly play some online game. I played WoW for a few months for my fionce, her brother got her hooked. I ended up quitting and playing Face of Mankind. Have been ever since. I know the New York City in Face of Mankind better then the New York City in the U.S. Too bad New York doesn't have a Moe's Pub.

Diesel_junkie 0

Monday 29 November 2010 7:12

Cause wows the shit! Unless you get your account hacked.... :(

sebastianfralic 1

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:51

Do you realy need us to tell you how incredibly lame that is.

briannabanana225 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:11

lol I agree with you

mylifestinks101 0

Friday 13 May 2011 3:40

get a life

Nuth 2

Saturday 11 June 2011 10:56

You're American. How's that shocking?

terroremsaecula 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:28

Awh, it's okay. Same here. :p

rakusu_klein 24

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:36

Though I hate to say it... I think I know that map just as well as the map of my country...

NomNomMuffin 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:34

Stupid American

ilovenaes 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:52

Wow.

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