Miscellaneous: Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML - FML

By embaressed - 27/01/2009 17:33 - Canada

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Not a swiftie - 21/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 08:07 - Canada

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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By seriouslybored - 17/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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By fuckingbeliebers - 04/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Gorham

Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

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By DDubs - 08/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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tweedledee_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:59

today i realized half of you can't spell for shit

adamo_erebus 26

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:07

You can't misspell a name.

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rocker8877 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:40

She isn't that bad anymore...

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 6 July 2009 7:10

Is it Brittany or britney?

SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:53

you shouldnt listen to that skanky hoe you should be listening to SlipKnoT

vixnbrianaf 2

Saturday 11 July 2009 17:12

How is that bad? You should have posted that at MylifeisG.com!!! Britney is awesome!!!!!

Leopard68231 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:44

BRITNEY SPEARS IS AWESOME AND THE SECOND BEST ARTIST EVER!!!!!!!! YDI FOR NOT REALISING EARLIER!!!

Besker 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:16

ok, caps lock is not your friend, it is a horrible creature that gutted your father from stomach to sternum, raped your mother with your dog and then came on your face with hydrocloric acid. In short, leave caps lock off please and thank you

WTF_its_emmy 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 22:34

this is ******* dum ; britney is not bad -_-.

jigz_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:22

admitting it is the first step to getting over it. it's like alcoholism. only worse,

jbt420 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:33

who the **** cares ? and ydi

samusaran 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 11:48

Fail.

tatertott5 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:31

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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