Love: Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often... - FML

By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

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Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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By Laura - 22/09/2019 12:00 - Paraguay

Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML

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By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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bro1oke 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:29

The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.

supimnyancat 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:28

Confront him and tell him you don't like it.

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dellis44 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:34

wow... some guys just don't know how to treat a girl.

Althenias 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:35

dump him, bitch should not be the word he uses to refer to you. just make sure your not being a bitch and you'll find better.

D1323 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:38

Change your name to bitch

Mga101102 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:45

That's when you grab him by the ball and dump him

cory47 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:46

Well, is it true?

justagimmick 8

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:48

Yeah, that sucks. However, more fool you for allowing him to call you 'bitch' in the first place - he probably thinks your ok with it. You should have put him straight first time round.

bmkc4 1

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:51

Sounds like he is the bitch.

AbsurdHAD3S 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:51

Why are you still with him?

crichards85 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:51

It's cool in a playful way but it sounds like it's getting out of hand. You may want to reconsider him being your bf

GUNN1313 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:52

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