Love: Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often...

By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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You deserved it 14 793

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By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 565

You deserved it 29 124

By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 552

You deserved it 244

Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 024

You deserved it 10 230

By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 376

You deserved it 6 577

Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 097

You deserved it 937

What's my name?

By Laura - 22/09/2019 12:00 - Paraguay

Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 826

You deserved it 137

Mr Mad

By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 695

You deserved it 174

By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 734

You deserved it 3 879

By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 044

You deserved it 7 810

It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 163

You deserved it 475

bro1oke 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:29

The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.

supimnyancat 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:28

Confront him and tell him you don't like it.

Comments

kaspercc 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 21:53

He shouldn't be your boyfriend if he's called you a bitch even once...

awesomescarlett 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:03

This has made me realise, so does my boyfriend... FML.

Deiatheira 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:05

Have you ever confronted him about it instead of just whining on FML?

sarahrocrocrocks 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:10

Why don't you show him a b*tch then? ;]

jordann_27 11

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:13

He is going to realize that "Bitch" has a name...

dudeitsmaureen 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:14

So i'm not the only one!

PawnShopPenguin 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:16

True love

lobum 12

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:17

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down bitch, it's just a name.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:37

We got everybody singinggg Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

beana_06 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:26

You should put an EX in front of his title and make him your ex-boyfriend. That is not acceptable.

Drizzelhell 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:37

The problem is he calls u that u don't deserve the bs

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Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him "Meow" over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin, and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

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You deserved it 68 713

Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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You deserved it 315

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Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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You deserved it 35 402

Today, after nearly two months of working at my new job, one of my co-workers finally explained to me that the list of tasks that our boss gives me every day are actually HER duties, and as I complete them, she just sits in her office and watches Netflix. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 705

You deserved it 2 318

Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 713

You deserved it 3 276

Today, just like the past 10 days, I have COVID. Today was also the day my body decided to betray me. I threw up and simultaneously shit myself for the first time since I was in diapers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 982

You deserved it 117

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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You deserved it 3 397

Today, I’m a short but decently attractive male but I can’t gain enough confidence to approach women, because of the trauma from female classmates treating me terribly in high school when I was still short, but also still going through puberty. FML

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You deserved it 215