By Hollzbananza - 11/07/2015 14:30 - Australia

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Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML
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To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)

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how much did you have to cry to figure that out?

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Attacksloth 33

Boners are pretty automatic. As long as he isn't getting turned on by your sorrow, it isn't a bad thing. Guys get boners from pretty much everything. Helps keep the pants up if a guy forgets to wear a belt.

I'm not sure what happened in his life to cause that, but that's just weird..

Maybe he just wants to have sex with you to make you feel better :)

That's actually quite normal. The penis is like "woman in emotional distress = woman available for sexual advance."

You are dating a quite a sadist it seems

How often do you cry? And guys can't help it sometimes.