By Hollzbananza - 11/07/2015 14:30 - Australia

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Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML
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Hollzbananza 15

To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)

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Top comments

jayyboi2010 17

how much did you have to cry to figure that out?

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Comments

kaylizs 20

It's actually pretty normal. A lot of guys like power. Knowing that he may be the only one that can console you gives him a powerful feeling. It's sometimes a turn on for guys. It's strange but it's human. He probably doesn't wanna **** your eye sockets while you sob.

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Shadowtrooper34 16

We do like power, but boners come and go as they feel fitting.

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mccrightp 29

Does your chest heave lot when you cry?

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rushalm 7

Now that is a very very common thing! Really! You have nothing to worry about, its our self-defense to your never stopping tears! :-P

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ericapalooza 8

why are you crying so much

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trey600rr 22

glad to know I am not the only one...Lmao

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

surely that one has to be a coincidence.

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the_real_dvd 21

He's aroused by the intimacy. It's not necessarily a sexual thing, but his desire to comfort you. His body reacts by giving him an erection when he may not have any intention of putting it to use then.

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ChristinePi 36

I've heard it can just mean that he loves that you two are close enough for you to cry in front of him. As long as he's not purposely making you cry I think it'll be okay.

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