By Hollzbananza - 11/07/2015 14:30 - Australia

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Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML
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Hollzbananza tells us more.

Hollzbananza 15

To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)

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Top comments

jayyboi2010 17

how much did you have to cry to figure that out?

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Comments

Hosie04 5

Is he putting it in the wrong hole?

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PinkWalls 12

Maybe you look super sexy when you cry

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faixi 10

Hilarious! Maybe he likes you this way, I mean you look cute that way, and make a romantic situation :p No offense!

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Sathane 21

So do I, Hollzbananza. So do I.

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thestripeddalek 6

at least you don't have ugly crying face!

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SaniK 17

True but he may want to seek counseling if he's consistently getting them when she crys.

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Hollzbananza 15

To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)

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Meaniebobeanie 26

You took this great I'm glad you didn't stay mad at him :) good luck to yall

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grimpeeper 13

WELL THEN. Could you explain how she's a ****?

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rhiannonleesarah 14

My boyfriend is the exact same, I think it's more from an intimacy stand point rather than getting excited over crying. At least I hope it is...

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KitchKraft 21

Well it might be the physical contact from trying to console you.

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Kielnmsoftly 26

You sure he isn't a sadist? It's a possibility.

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send3426 24

My boyfriend does the same thing, especially after a big fight, however, I think it has to do with the fact that every time I get super emotional like that, we usually have sex after.

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